So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
When you say something really witty without thinking about it and you’re just like:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:
i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird
One thing I love just as much as broadway shows is broadway stars covering songs from broadway shows they weren’t in
i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i feel lonely
wow this is actually accurate
How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse
fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:
remember the time when spock quoted sherlock and then sherlock was in the next movie
that’s how you summon Benedict Cumberbatch
then why hasn’t it worked for me yet
(Source: danaykroyd)
